I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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