And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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