just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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