All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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