That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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