i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
