Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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