kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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