Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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