Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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