how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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