My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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