okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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