Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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