So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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