12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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