windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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