That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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