I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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