yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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