Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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