Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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