If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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