I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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