using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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