I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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