i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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