Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
The air was thick with penises
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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