Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
she peed on how many people?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Randomize
