Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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