check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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