dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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