Where is the hickey?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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