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(903): View more from Texas

omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.

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(480): View more from Arizona

i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone

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(205): View more from Alabama

Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.

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(813): View more from Florida

peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week

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(512): View more from Texas

$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.

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(585): View more from New York

you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking

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(816): View more from Missouri

If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story

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(+61): View more from Australia

I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Sorry about my life...

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