chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
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