we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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