3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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