About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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