and you said cock pushups were impossible
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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