DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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