how can u be prego again
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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