Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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