the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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