im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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