would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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