If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Randomize