Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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