Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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