i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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