I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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