i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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