but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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