there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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