just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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