Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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