just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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